Today's phrase is "unappetizing sexual taxidermist"

So You Want To Be A China Sex Blogger from Maciej Ceglowski tells the story of an expat Brit inin Shanghai whose blog contained the poorly chosen mix of swaggering colonial sex yarns, culturally insensitive jabs at his host country, and loud criticism of an authoritarian government.

It looks as though some combination of internet sleuthing, mob rage, and government is going to give him a pretty bad rebellion in his boxers soon.

Christ, what an asshole.

late night toast thoughts due to SSRI withdrawal without any mahler symphonies at all

Shouldn't toast be instantaneous? There's no slow simmery magic or magic roasting chemistry going on. The raw material is fully cooked. It's just dry heat applied to sliced bread.

Why are all toasters not 0.2 sec flash toasters that throw beautiful perfect computer fuzzy logic adjusted toast back you as soon as you hit the button? What's holding us back?

I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE WITH A WORKING GIRL

Music video blows. Seen your video, we don't wanna know. But sometimes...



The Members released this song in 1982 and it was a minor New Wave hit here. It's been a mixtape regular for me since. Never did see the video. Now I've seen it and I like the song even more.

Effortless raffish charm from the singer. You can immediately tell he's the kind of guy who makes everyone think "Oh, shit..." whenever he grins, and who shows up and spontaneously causes parties. Goofy overacting. New Wave Girls in 80s Power Suits. HUGE PHONES. The near total inability of anyone to keep a straight face. And in true punk fashion the whole thing dissolves into chaos and hilarity by the last third of the video: people stuffing food into their faces and pushing each other into pools and failing to keep a straight face for any reason whatsoever. I want to visit 1982 so I can party on the set of this video.

I dropped a flash video at http://www.masculinehygiene.com/d/m/workinggirl.html and you can probably find it on youtube also.

the latest from the series of tubes

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Date: August 31, 2006 10:37:44 AM PDT
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