Your tax dollars at work: broken death robots

One was lost in December 1999, when an official incorrectly programmed the UAV to taxi at 155 nautical miles per hour.

Bad idea jeans: the community

On an evening where I looked at amipregnant, hip_domestics, and virginized, I thought I was inured to bad internet community ideas.

That was until I found ask_a_nurse.

Is something ticking in here?

Bob Trout's Patented Landlord Revenge Method

To be used only as a last resort if evicted by or fleeing a truly evil landlord. Note: extremely illegal; may result in fines or imprisonment. Not endorsed by anyone sane.

Freeze 2 lbs ground meat.

Place frozen ground meat in five or so concentric zip-lock freezer bags. Make hole in wall large enough to admit bagged frozen meat.

Place meat in hole.

Plaster and paint over hole so that it appears to be just fine.

Move out.

Roughly six months later a damp explosion occurs, causing a stench that no man can smell and live, and requiring the destruction of the apartment.