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It gives me serious 1998 nostalgia to see domains like "espin-the-bottle.com", it does. I especially like the implied "hotties" pulldown menu here.

The "random" button on jerkcity.com is a fine antidepressant

75% amusing

• My company's new web page/product has an apology for its quality on the home page. FUCK YEAH!
  
  
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• I received my discounted Calphalon pans from Amazon, nearly free with the sale and a gift cert. I am especially happy with the big saucier I call the Enough Spinach Pan because I can cook 3 bags at once of fresh spinach and have it cook down to enough for two people to really enjoy.
  
  
• And then, after these minor amusements, I look at the news updates and see that the disaster zone in New Orleans is now Baghdad come home: martial law, official brutality, oppression, caches of corpses, a media lockout, lies, more lies, damned lies, and chuckling gauleiters celebrating the misery of their compatriots. This isn't my country any more. It's occupied territory.

¡Viva Mexico!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/08/katrina.mexico.ap/index.html

LAREDO, Texas (AP) -- A Mexican army convoy began crossing into the United States on Thursday to bring aid to victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Carrying water treatment plants and mobile kitchens that can feed 7,000 people daily, the convoy bound for San Antonio is the first Mexican military unit to operate on U.S. soil since 1846.

God bless 'em. After all they've been through with us, that is incredibly cool.

And this just in

I say things, and then I forget I've said them, so they become funny even though I'm the one who said them! Hurray for amnesia.

eyeteeth: In trying to print something I have awakened a slumbering print job that starts with a quote from you: "Can't have 9 shots of Jack. Can't kill people. FUCK."

Modest Proposal: Talk Radio Project

It's an angry white guy talk radio show with a twist. We'll have the angry white guy as usual, with his hard-hitting, straight-shooting, "politically incorrect" take on things which is the same as every other angry white guy talk show. We'll have the callers who take it a step further and yell a lot about how the brown people and the "international bankers" and Bill Clinton and women are responsible for all our troubles, and advocating the usual genocidal and/or unworkable solutions to complex problems.

The twist is that all the callers are actors. Any real callers are immediately referred to a psychiatric intervention which is mandatory and may be carried out by force. We'll have them agree to this by pressing "1" on their touch tone phones while waiting to go on the air, and none of them will listen to the disclaimer anyway.

This is going to require some resources, including air time, an 800 number, and quite a few "mobile intervention centers" (windowless panel vans with hospital beds, 4 point restraints, and gallon bottles of Risperdal).

Who's in?