75% amusing

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• My company's new web page/product has an apology for its quality on the home page. FUCK YEAH!
  
  
• From: Quintinygaq@meth.com Subject: [SPAM] Taltened clebes stripping dwon and getting primal!
  
  
• I received my discounted Calphalon pans from Amazon, nearly free with the sale and a gift cert. I am especially happy with the big saucier I call the Enough Spinach Pan because I can cook 3 bags at once of fresh spinach and have it cook down to enough for two people to really enjoy.
  
  
• And then, after these minor amusements, I look at the news updates and see that the disaster zone in New Orleans is now Baghdad come home: martial law, official brutality, oppression, caches of corpses, a media lockout, lies, more lies, damned lies, and chuckling gauleiters celebrating the misery of their compatriots. This isn't my country any more. It's occupied territory.

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[scromp.livejournal.com]

And to top it all off, aww yeah.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Worst Kurt Russell movie ever.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

Re: That NY Times article: Electronic Funds Transfers? Checks? I can not imagine 350,000 people in one city, trying to get a a check cashed. And what for those without bank accounts to do an EFS?
Wow. Fuck you FEMA, Fuck you rrrrrright there.

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Of course FEMA has discontinued the debit cards - they're busy funneling the money to Pat Robertson!

What are they thinking!!!!

[hersheyjumper.livejournal.com]

"The guards, employees of private security companies like Blackwater, openly carry M-16's and other assault rifles."


That's just insane.

Finally, enough spinach!

[adeptmagic.livejournal.com]

Wow, I need that enough spinach pan! Actually, until we remodel the kitchen the LAST thing I need is another pan. I had a screaming fit in the kitchen last week because I couldn't find a lid for the pan I wanted to use because I cannot find ANYTHING EVER in this place! So I threw things and cursed very loudly which didn't solve the problem but made me feel minorly better.

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[amorpoeta.livejournal.com]

Sounds like me every night at dinner time. I live in a box without counter or pan storage space.

Still very jealous of your new pans, C.