Chacon said it was belong and other with his vacational by a better use on the aviation, and adding

1. Waaah! I can't be in Feedster's Top 500 blogs because I use a non-elite service. There go my dreams of joining the blogerati, crushed by this LJ ghetto. (via waxy)
   
   
2. Writers, stop and take this handy test to make sure your character isn't a Mary Sue. (via the null device)
   
   
3. Today's asciiartsfarts eye chart broke me. (foul language, no naughty pictures)

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There is another post about this which will arrive at an indeterminate time later on and is inaccurate. Then I will delete it. This is because Livejournal is a piece of shit and they broke post by email again, but it's pointless to file a support ticket because they either already know or don't care, and they never post anything to support or status when anything is broken either.

Today I went to the apple store because my powerbook had a case crack and a hinge fracture. The large comfortable young man at the genius bar declined to service this under applecare and insinuated that I had damaged the laptop by getting it wet and banging on it. He obviously hadn't liked me from the start when I came in late and was anxious because I'd been removed from the repair schedule. He even pretended to go in the back and talk to "another genius" while he jacked off or had a smoke, like a fucking car salesman. Repair would cost $1000. So I got to be publicly humiliated by this son of a bitch and now if I want a working laptop I get to suck Apple's cock and buy yet another laptop from them.

Thanks, apple! Thanks, genius bar! Thanks, applecare!

I don't think I'll be going back to the Newport Beach store any time soon. I haven't wanted to hit someone this bad in a long time.

Extreme animal coolness

rpkrajewski went on a vacation to Maine and saw many cool things, but the coolest things were the PUFFINS.

We'll be way too tired after yoga and facials.

Vince Lombardi would never have cupped his hand while slapping a player's ass. It's really very distressing to reach for the nitro and get a bottle full of duds, especially at the doctor's office. Could you make sure that doesn't happen any more? She said the fish water was looking dirty so she put bleach in it, for real. He asked me if Boob Guy was gay.

I keep trying to explain her to him and he just keeps saying "she's just STUPID! she's just STUPID!". He told me he needed a ride there to see his girlfriend and I just said "does your girlfriend come in a little plastic bag?"