I've found it. The secret. The key to HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEVE PERRY KNOWS THE PATH TO HEAVEN. I MUST FIND HIM AND GET THE SECRET FROM HIM. ONLY THE WISDOM OF STEVE PERRY CAN DELIVER ME FROM THIS TERRIBLE EMPTY LIFE. STEVE! STEVE! I'M COMING!!!!

The Bubble, in 3 Steps (let's go back to grinding up fish, boys)

1) Zap.com, 1998: http://www.internetnews.com/bus-news/article.php/21401

2) Zap.com, 2001: http://www.forbes.com/2001/01/09/0109zapata.html

3) http://www.zap.com/

Any questions?

It's like Sasquatch.

Courtesy mendel I bring you: BABYMAN.



Three weeks after his father's death in December 2003, Windsor threw away every piece of grown-up clothing he had, bought an oversize crib, a specially made high chair, a diaper-changing table, and a closet full of specially made baby dresses, rumba panties and onesies.

Heaven is defined a moose.

Journey is somewhere in the niiiiight, America.

Flash movie I found and dropped on my site because I didn't want to lose it. And you know you need it. Tonight, out there.

geek filter

Macintouch has some sensible advice for Mac users looking forward to the Intel change.

WFMU's blog is burnin' it up today.

I have four words for you:

Rush Limbaugh Fan Art.

Last month's search requests to my li'l domain.

Probably has something to do with the name of my default vanity domain, but bleargh. Scream and cream? rubber apron? JET FUEL IN MY MILK? And worst of all, Unicode Sliderule. ( cut for some naughty words )