confession

Recently it has been made clear to me that I have a debilitating, humiliating, life-changing, pathetic, and thoroughly repugnant addiction to frozen pizza.

Further signs of the Empire in decline

1. There is now a "Christian" clothing store in malls. http://www.c28.com/ for details.
   
2. friendly_bandit reports that the horrible tiny dog people can now rent a tiny dog for the day at the bad pet store at our local rich people mall.
   
3. From News of the Weird: "The county coroner in Olympia, Wash., won a federal Homeland Security contract to buy a large shrink-wrapping machine in case of mass casualties, thinking that traditional body-bagged corpses are harder to transport and store."
   

Edit: zebulon_y: God Topic.

Crossing the streams

Keytar madness + "christianity" + furries + furry art + internetness =

http://www.furrsfurchrist.com/archive/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=0&pos=-88

ghagbarlagaghaghagarlag

What do you mean my oxygen hose is loose?

http://members.aol.com/munday6877/femalespacesuit.htm

hey internet

if any of you were considering "withdrawal from a serotonin mediating antidepressant" as a holiday or vacation project, I don't recommend it.

ow my vespicular funditute. ow.

tattoo you

http://www.livejournal.com/users/gordonzola/197169.html?style=mine

"Secret Constipation" is a win for me.