Further signs of the Empire in decline

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1. There is now a "Christian" clothing store in malls. http://www.c28.com/ for details.
   
2. friendly_bandit reports that the horrible tiny dog people can now rent a tiny dog for the day at the bad pet store at our local rich people mall.
   
3. From News of the Weird: "The county coroner in Olympia, Wash., won a federal Homeland Security contract to buy a large shrink-wrapping machine in case of mass casualties, thinking that traditional body-bagged corpses are harder to transport and store."
   

Edit: zebulon_y: God Topic.