hurray! i'm solving an emotional problem with saturated fat!

This anxiety+ADD+depression thing really fucking sucks. Can I go back to plain old depression now?

Where the hell did chaptal go and bring him back. Chop-chop.

I paused to consider today how rich I am, in the global scheme of things, and got very embarrassed.

My career in technology has jumped the shark.

the bum at D’s tonight had SLOW DOWN, I AM RIDING written on the back of his shirt and was playing his harmonica with a straw

I think it’s time for the drug dealers upstairs to go.

What’s your favorite song right now?

Quote of the day

“It’s exactly the same kind of vibrator as the one I melted last time!”

(no subject)

Hey ice machine! You cut me.

via mendel

The post-merger look of livejournal is here!

lolls