Falsely genial in a knitted sweater

Item! the other day I was tailgated in heavy rain at 70+ miles per hour by a crazy jerk. I slowed to force him to pass me, and as he did so I noted that he was driving a new bright red Monte Carlo covered with stickers, most notably a Von Dutch sticker.

Item! Les is gonna die.

Item! SBC repaired my dead phone line. This involved the large man with the beard confusing and then terrifying my cat, drilling a hole in the wall, almost falling off his ladder, and telling me a lot of things about slot cars.

Item! I’m still foundering and/or floundering at my job and other tasks. What the fledermaus is wrong with me?

Item! this is a generic item about the six apart livejournal merger rumor! Because everyone else has one.

Item! I will die alone.

Addendum: I now have four days off in a row. If I disappear for a while I’m not dead, I’m just moseying.

automotive error

BLINGUE BLINGUE! It’s the Humm DeVille!

I’m so glad our boys are over there protecting our WAY of LIFE.

“I guess I come down more firmly in the Jon Stewart camp."

CNN Says Won’t Renew Contract Of ‘Crossfire’ Host Carlson


NEW YORK (AP)--Cable News Network on Wednesday told conservative pundit Tucker Carlson that it won’t be renewing his contract to co-host its “Crossfire” political debate program.

CNN will probably fold “Crossfire” into its other programming, perhaps as an occasional segment on the daytime show “Inside Politics,” said Jonathan Klein, who was appointed in late November as chief executive of CNN’s U.S. network.
( flawless victory )