Quote of the day

[substitute]

“It’s exactly the same kind of vibrator as the one I melted last time!”

Comments

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

and I KNOW who did that

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, but this story was better than the last one. It involved a microwave!

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

and my invitaion to drive you to Con Rev for a replacement remains open

Emo Phillips

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

If Aquinas reasoned that even animals have souls, how unlikely could it be that an inanimate object like a microwave would need to be sexually gratified?

Re: Emo Phillips

[substitute.livejournal.com]

We cannot know that the microwave required orgasm; we cannot know if the microwave achieved orgasm. All there remains is evidence of the attempt.

I think that Schrödinger's pussy is happy, myself.