Tonight we will test the hypothesis: It is possible to sweat to death

The office today was in a state of sleep deprivation and class rage. I hope things get better. When you make programmers and QA people do shift work for 3 weeks they get really ornery and a bit delusional.

According to Nick, the main branch library’s tenth anniversary is bizarrely going to be celebrated with the effervescent Huell Howser and an Australian grindcore sXe band. I have no joke, I just like saying..

After work and coffee tonight, went to help out J. with some linux/mysql/OS X trauma at his small company. It’s a beach-house dot-com with insufficient lighting, pizza on demand, and kind of a jacked-up network. Nice people. Whats-her-name the 15-year-old girl from Ruba hangs out there and plays solitaire and is sort of the company mascot. I like her; she’s sarcastic and withdrawn the way I was at her age.

I’m a cowboy, on this steel horse I ride.

No.

Icy Hot Furstuntaz.

Found this link again, it moved. Vroom.

Engine music (274K mp3).

An Asiatech V10 Formula 1 engine, 750 hp, precisely computer tuned to play "When the Saints Go Marching In".

The tile guy is making me homicidal

I find it hard to express in words how much I hate "Christian "rock" and "Christian" radio. And I have had a solid week of it now.

Shall I compare thee to a protective railing?

I think I got a raise. It's hard to tell because it's pretty small, but my take home increased on the automatic transfer.

Hilary Duff left a message on my voice mail today.

I am currently outside in the back yard and shirtless in order to deal with this weather, which is more appropriate to Louisiana than Southern California.

I have an idea that I got tonight. We should take about 20 classic films, like Cocteau's Orpheus and The Seventh Seal and Lawrence of Arabia and splice shitty Raymond Burr footage into them to make them into Godzilla movies. We can use Tonight Show appearances, etc.

I want to go out into a meadow with a big fat book and a jug of lemonade and never come back. I'll take you with me if you'll bring a book too.