Shall I compare thee to a protective railing?

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I think I got a raise. It's hard to tell because it's pretty small, but my take home increased on the automatic transfer.

Hilary Duff left a message on my voice mail today.

I am currently outside in the back yard and shirtless in order to deal with this weather, which is more appropriate to Louisiana than Southern California.

I have an idea that I got tonight. We should take about 20 classic films, like Cocteau's Orpheus and The Seventh Seal and Lawrence of Arabia and splice shitty Raymond Burr footage into them to make them into Godzilla movies. We can use Tonight Show appearances, etc.

I want to go out into a meadow with a big fat book and a jug of lemonade and never come back. I'll take you with me if you'll bring a book too.

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[nickjb.livejournal.com]

can I bring Raymond Burr's biography ( if there is such a thing)?

[vegemitelover.livejournal.com]

I'll bring my bible, cause maybe I'll finally read the whole thing.

[joyfulagitator.livejournal.com]

I have lots o' books, love peaceful meadows, and the company of one person I can speak with, or not. And being uncomfortable is not an issue. Great times. Ahh... mabybe someday.

[mendel.livejournal.com]

Hillary Duff creeped me right out (but in an email attachment, rather than voicemail; for this I am thankful.)

A book of verses underneath the bough

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

A loaf of bread, a jug of lemonade — and thou beside me in the meadow.

The meadow will be paradise enow.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I'll bring the "Off" and the mosquito netting

[redmaenad.livejournal.com]

I've still got those 3 gallons of julep. I'll bring that. If this is a never-coming-back thing though, I'll need to bring about 70 boxes full of library, not just one book.

Kinda kills the whole feeling of unencumbrance, doesn't it? You can't take me anywhere.

Or Raymond Burr. That bastard. I don't want him crashing our picnic, post-editing or no.

Oh. And:

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I think I got a raise. It's hard to tell because it's pretty small, but my take home increased on the automatic transfer.

You probably just hit your SDI cap for the year.