If he gets off on any of these charges he'll have to move to Somalia.

Haidl kid was caught having sex with an underage girl again. He's 19 now. Lose, lose. (LA Times story here requires their lame registration).

He should change his name to William Zanzinger when he moves.

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No, I really don't think so. Neither do you, if you'd reflect on it a moment.