If you want the spa chair you haven't had that bitch's hands on you

A year later it turned out he had Alzheimer’s the whole time. They kept giving us all this awful food. I wanted to see what was in the bag just out of curiosity. No, I was the one who was admiring his ass. She’s married still and I think she takes it seriously. The backpack is seriously bigger than she is. I’m all about a good zombie game. I had a good visit with your mom, and I lent her some books that I think are very mind expanding. When did two hours become a long time? She called up and the first thing she said was “you have sharp knives!” One of the two of us is being a real pill. I hoped it was some kind of radical feminist thing, darn. They’re sweet enough that you can cook them without peeling which is a huge plus.

I didn’t say I was reasonable, just that I’d be honest.

For meta_kate and other legal types

Contract analysis/LotR combo fantastico.

From MetaFilter.

And now, a short musical innertube

I would like to thank limbsforcash through bruisedhips for introducing me to the music of Mirah (label website here and Epitonic MP3 downloadables here).

Beautiful ethereal voice, somewhere between Mo Tucker, Kate Bush, and Liz Phair, great songs, interesting instrumental arrangements. Neat neat.

Worst Holiday Specials

Add to the list as you see (in)appropriate:

Amahl and the Night Soil
The Littlest Retrovirus
Blue Velvet on Ice!
Hooters’ Hotties for the Holidays
You’re Ugly, Hated, and Poor, Charlie Brown!
R. Kelly’s Kwanzaa Karnival for Kids
Skinheads in Toyland
MTV Presents: It’s a Linkin Park Christmas