Worst Holiday Specials

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Add to the list as you see (in)appropriate:

Amahl and the Night Soil
The Littlest Retrovirus
Blue Velvet on Ice!
Hooters’ Hotties for the Holidays
You’re Ugly, Hated, and Poor, Charlie Brown!
R. Kelly’s Kwanzaa Karnival for Kids
Skinheads in Toyland
MTV Presents: It’s a Linkin Park Christmas

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[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

The Metzger Family Choir presents It's A White Christmas
It Wasn't In December, Paganist [sponsored by Watchtower Press]
Holiday Cabin Stories with Tom of Finland
O Lebensraum: The History Channel Looks at Christmas
That One With The Freak Deer Who Busted Out All Crazy An' Shit
Stocking Stuffers: The Advocate's Top 10 Holiday Treats

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

"courtney love has sex with retarded kids with cancer for charity hosted by dick clark"

I don't know. My humor doesnt translate well into...
life.

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

Dick Clark presents the Courtney Love Celebrity Sarcoma Fuck-A-Thon

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

Rudolpho the Red Nosed Whino
How the Jews Stole Christmas
Splooged by Scrooge

okay more

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

J. Frumpington Poof's Sissyfied Caroling Variety Hour
'Twas The Night Before Go-Live
Local Access Cable's "Last Chance At Life" Christmas Eve Suicide Hotline (Hosted By Crazy Yelling Eddie)
Jolly Ol' Saint Dick [Pay-per-view]
TBN Presents: The Goldenest, Giltedest Stage You've Ever Seen
Who Cares, ABC Is Running That One With The BB Gun All Goddamned Day

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

George the Brown Nosed Christmas Bush
A Very Hilton Gang Bang Xmas
How Nicole Richie's Fat Ass Ate Christmas
Frosty The Basehead
I Saw Daddy Fellating Santa Claus
Saint Nick Meets Napoleon the Elf in Backdoor Candy Canes 3

[stimps.livejournal.com]

I Caught Mommy Kissing Santa Claus -- Using a Mantrap to Ensure Marital Fidelity
Santa On the Island Of Broken Down Waitresses
How The Shrimp Stole Christmas
The Little Drummer Goy -- Buddy Rich in Bethlehem
The Gift of the Magi (Nabokov version)
A Tree Decorated by No Human Hand -- A Charles Dexter Ward Christmas
Who Moved My Sleigh?

[eamajyn.livejournal.com]

Blue Velvet on Ice... AHAHAHA.
That's great.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

HURF BURF IT'S A BENT OVER AND BOW-LEGGED CHRISTMAS WITH PANTS AND THE GANG IN THE CAMARO

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Michael Jackson's comin' to town.