Important Bulleted Update

[substitute]

Once again it's time to review our talking points, goals, warnings, key initiatives, and do-its. It's more important than ever to keep a laser-like focus on our bullet points and remain at a nose-to-grindstone status. Below are some non-negotiable items from the 100,000 foot level:

• Steroid and doping scandals in scrapbooking: zero tolerance.
  
  
• Compulsory mark-to-market pricing of school lunches.
  
  
• Can "green jobs" truly be color-blind?
  
  
• The war on Secretaries' Day
  
  
• Our national parks: boondoggle, or force majeure?
  
  
• Punitive tariffs on boy bands
  
  
• Flossing: another liberal lie?

If you have any questions or comments please don't hesitate to contact me directly. My door is always open.

Comments

senator! senator!

[perich.livejournal.com]

Gerald Marion, Herald-Clarion. Senator: it's come to my paper's attention that several players at the so-called NFL "combine" have no experience whatsoever at harvesting, threshing or cleaning grain crops. Your proposed actions?

[jenlight.livejournal.com]

Flossing: another liberal lie?

Darn tootin'

[bobby isosceles (from livejournal.com)]

David Kellerman, Freddie Mac CEO: THIS ADMINISTRATION'S VINCE FOSTER?

Finally!

[taskboy3000.livejournal.com]

Leadership! This country's gone to hell I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

I love it when you channel Markoff Cheney.

[wanderingaengus.livejournal.com]

• Shovel-ready enhanced interrogation techniques.

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

With regards to the bulleted list as a whole, have we explored possible avenues for monetization?

[capn-jil.livejournal.com]

have we considered crowdsourcing some possible solutions to these issues?

INQUIRING MINDS.

but what about...

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

The Killer Shoe Laces From Outer Space who have been killing so many innocent ones!!!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!