Important Bulleted Update

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Once again it's time to review our talking points, goals, warnings, key initiatives, and do-its. It's more important than ever to keep a laser-like focus on our bullet points and remain at a nose-to-grindstone status. Below are some non-negotiable items from the 100,000 foot level:

• Steroid and doping scandals in scrapbooking: zero tolerance.
  
  
• Compulsory mark-to-market pricing of school lunches.
  
  
• Can "green jobs" truly be color-blind?
  
  
• The war on Secretaries' Day
  
  
• Our national parks: boondoggle, or force majeure?
  
  
• Punitive tariffs on boy bands
  
  
• Flossing: another liberal lie?

If you have any questions or comments please don't hesitate to contact me directly. My door is always open.