Bob Trout's Patented Landlord Revenge Method

[substitute]

To be used only as a last resort if evicted by or fleeing a truly evil landlord. Note: extremely illegal; may result in fines or imprisonment. Not endorsed by anyone sane.

Freeze 2 lbs ground meat.

Place frozen ground meat in five or so concentric zip-lock freezer bags. Make hole in wall large enough to admit bagged frozen meat.

Place meat in hole.

Plaster and paint over hole so that it appears to be just fine.

Move out.

Roughly six months later a damp explosion occurs, causing a stench that no man can smell and live, and requiring the destruction of the apartment.

Comments

Vendettaaaah

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I think it's the case that every place I've rented and disliked,
was also such a hovel that when I considered revenge of the
above kinds, I thought "I think it's so bad here already that
any vindictive prank I could think up would be minor compared to
what will, soon enough, already happen on its own anyway".

On the work-environment front, that was pretty much my assessment
quitting
my job at Bobodyne; and hooboy, my assessment was
proven quite correct within mere days of my leaving! Leaving behind actual meat rotting in the walls would merely have been overdetermined symbolism for the actual state of the company.

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