Bob Trout's Patented Landlord Revenge Method

[substitute]

To be used only as a last resort if evicted by or fleeing a truly evil landlord. Note: extremely illegal; may result in fines or imprisonment. Not endorsed by anyone sane.

Freeze 2 lbs ground meat.

Place frozen ground meat in five or so concentric zip-lock freezer bags. Make hole in wall large enough to admit bagged frozen meat.

Place meat in hole.

Plaster and paint over hole so that it appears to be just fine.

Move out.

Roughly six months later a damp explosion occurs, causing a stench that no man can smell and live, and requiring the destruction of the apartment.

Comments

[fengi.livejournal.com]

There's a legal method which I've used every time I got booted for a condo conversion.

1. Fully stock the fridge.
2. Unplug fridge a day before moving.
3. Move on Friday. Forget to empty fridge.

Most landlords forget about the fridge when dealing with the deposit, and intentional forgetfulness is hard to prove. When condo conversions are involved, they aren't going to clean the place and may not touch the fridge for weeks, at which point the resale value (and they do resell them if they can) is fucked.

[pilarcruz.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I've just fallen victim to a conversion. I like to eat Korean food. I'm just going to have to leave it behind in leaky containers.