We got a white sale on smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away

[substitute]

Here's what was on the "closeout discount" table at the local fancy liquor store. This place sells every tipple you can find anywhere. Here's what they can't sell at all.

The other shelves mostly contained emetic fruit mixers and unknown vanity vodkas.

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[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Vanity Vodka, Bounty Hunter