A common bicyclist's problem explained

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Parrot Deflating tires

You may be thinking "what asshole did this to me?" with the culprit giggling at you from a nearby tree.

Comments

It's an addiction

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

Gimme another hit off that bike there, Polly

[33mhz.livejournal.com]

That is such a parrot thing to do. Oh boy, a little nibbly thing that does something cool when I bite it! They're generally not malicious, they just see most of the world as something to be disassembled.

[etb.livejournal.com]

The resolution isn't great, but that looks like a Schrader valve with the cap off. So I think we've found the real reason to keep the valve cap on...uh, assuming a parrot can't twist the cap off on its own. Maybe that's not a wise assumption.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

So THAT'S the problem! It's all clear now.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Go parrot!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

This gives me way too many ideas about parrot-training fun... if I ever got a parrot.