This Saturday at the Island Hotel here in Newport!

[substitute]

You know it's a sad event when the only speaker who shouldn't be in prison is Pat Sajak.

The Claremont Institute presents the 20th Anniversary Dinner in Honor of Sir Winston Churchill, in honor of Donald Rumsfeld, with honorary co-host Dick Cheney (by video from his Castle of Evil) and introductory remarks by William J. Bennett!

Two war criminals, a gambler Tartuffe blowhard bigot, and a game show host. I hope Pat goes off on all of them for being unclean and then pulls the string on a suicide bomb. "You called me here today to be the emcee for your dinner. You wanted a nice friendly puppet, someone crass, a real pro, a get along guy. WELL YOU GOT A MAN ON A MISSION, SUCKERS!" [blam] Okay, fantasy over.

Don't go anywhere near Newport Center if you want to avoid the anal probe and/or worst traffic ever. I'm sure the presence of Rummy & Bill will result in a terrordome being lowered over the entire zip code. No need to protest. I could just show up within 3/4 of a mile in my not very clean car and wham it's gitmo.

Comments

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

What is the Claremont Institute? Any affiliation to the extremely liberal Colleges? Can't be right!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

http://www.claremont.org/

yep. what a bunch of assholes.

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

we should tailgate it.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Dirty undershirts, stonewash jeans, cooler full of Mr. Pibb and Southern Comfort, boombox blasting Loverboy, and big sign AMERICANS FOR MOTHERFUCKIN' AMERICA!

[daisyhunter.livejournal.com]

According to the internets, some/most of them were educated at the Claremont Colleges but the "institute" doesn't have a direct affiliation with them. Also, J's family is so intrenched over there, I'm *sure* I would have heard about these people at some point.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

They're closely linked with http://www.claremontmckenna.edu/salvatori/ which is one of those typical endowed institutions with an opinion that a rich guy set up. Plenty of those at colleges. That's their only real link to the Claremont Colleges.

[dmlaenker.livejournal.com]

Pat Sajak is actually pretty conservative. I don't know if it happened as a result of being conditioned to or inoculated against the people on Wheel, but....

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

That's right! I forgot that I saw his interview in this documentary:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425390/

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

Also: Hope Pat says something snarky like..."Give me a "D" for Dick. Oops, just kidding over there, Cheney."

[studeronomy.livejournal.com]

More Pat than you can pat:

[manoman.livejournal.com]

How bad can it get.

[comandanteagi.livejournal.com]

Oy. I think Winston Churchill will be rolling in his grave tonight.