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"I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today."
--Glenn Beck, Syndicated Radio Host, CNN Journalist and ABC Affiliate

Tip to Glenn: Stay out of Oceanside and particularly away from Camp Pendleton from now on. Marines are a humorless lot at times.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Send us ice cream. The five of us libtards in orange county are getting all ashed up.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriesfinale.livejournal.com
I'll parachute in a case of It's-It.

For a guy who has a nationwide talk show, he's pretty clueless about political geography. I knew the balance of this state when I was 12 and living in Florida.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
I'm sure he's just being a twat about Malibu because he knows the sound bite will work.

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Date: 2007-10-24 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dmlaenker.livejournal.com
I'm assuming this is the same reason they keep getting away with calling Ted Kennedy some kind of radical.

God, I wish.

Sound bite work

Date: 2007-10-24 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torgo-x.livejournal.com
He should just release a sex tape.

Or a snuff film of him turning Ann Coulter into chum.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jpeace.livejournal.com
Gasp! Mariah Carey and her lotions could save California. Someone knock on her hyperbaric chamber and let her know what's happening.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
She LAUNCHED her PERFUME today.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jpeace.livejournal.com
If America will simply believe in our cherished Dreamlover, we can buy enough to put out all fires everywhere. Get on it, butterflies.

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Date: 2007-10-24 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dmlaenker.livejournal.com
She could crush the fires with her giant legs of a goddess!

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