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"I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today."
--Glenn Beck, Syndicated Radio Host, CNN Journalist and ABC Affiliate

Tip to Glenn: Stay out of Oceanside and particularly away from Camp Pendleton from now on. Marines are a humorless lot at times.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firepower.livejournal.com
Wow.

This only makes me think of arson.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
he gonna get SHOT

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriesfinale.livejournal.com
Meanwhile, us libtards, fags and America-haters are just chillin' up here in NorCal

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Send us ice cream. The five of us libtards in orange county are getting all ashed up.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriesfinale.livejournal.com
I'll parachute in a case of It's-It.

For a guy who has a nationwide talk show, he's pretty clueless about political geography. I knew the balance of this state when I was 12 and living in Florida.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jpeace.livejournal.com
Gasp! Mariah Carey and her lotions could save California. Someone knock on her hyperbaric chamber and let her know what's happening.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nebris.livejournal.com
Glenn Beck is such a clueless turd.

~M~

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
I'm sure he's just being a twat about Malibu because he knows the sound bite will work.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
She LAUNCHED her PERFUME today.

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Date: 2007-10-24 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jpeace.livejournal.com
If America will simply believe in our cherished Dreamlover, we can buy enough to put out all fires everywhere. Get on it, butterflies.

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Date: 2007-10-24 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com
It's okay to express sentiments like that now. Jerry Falwell broke the seal ages ago.

I'm still waiting for a conservative pundit to go all the way with it and say that abortion is good because it's nipping the next generation of Feminazis right in the bud!

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Date: 2007-10-24 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rroseselavyoui.livejournal.com
That guy is LAME. There are several poor, America-loving families who have lost everything down here. I'm speechless. Or just friggin' tired.

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Date: 2007-10-24 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marieoroumania.livejournal.com
GLENN BECK, OCTOBER 2007
NEVAR FORGET

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Date: 2007-10-24 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firepower.livejournal.com
Well done.

in bars forever

Date: 2007-10-24 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
[yelling] [jarheads] [glass shattering] [2018]

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Date: 2007-10-24 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dmlaenker.livejournal.com
I'm assuming this is the same reason they keep getting away with calling Ted Kennedy some kind of radical.

God, I wish.

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Date: 2007-10-24 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dmlaenker.livejournal.com
She could crush the fires with her giant legs of a goddess!

Le Tchaude

Date: 2007-10-24 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torgo-x.livejournal.com
jjohn called it: "Total chode".

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Date: 2007-10-24 09:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 33mhz.livejournal.com
Glenn Beck specializes in being an idiot with nothing useful, insightful or even sane to say. A collection of clips (mostly from him) about how the world is set to end on Aug. 22, 2006:

Sound bite work

Date: 2007-10-24 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torgo-x.livejournal.com
He should just release a sex tape.

Or a snuff film of him turning Ann Coulter into chum.

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Date: 2007-10-25 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xedrect.livejournal.com
Clearly, the gays are to blame. Or maybe the gay Marines. Or maybe the firefighters in the gay pride parade. Wait, now I'm getting confused. From James Hartline (http://jameshartlinereport.blogspot.com/2007/10/they-would-not-listen-and-now-we-are.html):

" They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what God says, we will issue our legal brief to support gay marriage in San Diego!" ...

" They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what the Bible says, We want the California school children indoctrinated into homosexuality!" ...

" And then the wildfires of Southern California engulfed the land like a raging judgment against the radicalized anti-christian [sic] California rebels. "

Re: Le Tchaude

Date: 2007-10-26 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besskeloid.livejournal.com
*dry retches*

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