FIREBALL SUICIDE SHOES

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They're gasoline-powered inline skates! Via McClatchy's China Rises newsblog, which says:

The skates have a 25cc engine and a small fuel tank behind the right heel, and are controlled by a handheld throttle. But there is no brake! The only way of stopping is a waist-level shut-off button that kills the motor. Skaters likely then go sprawling.

Imagine what happens in a crash: The plastic fuel tank catches fire and the skater quickly gets crispy.

What's Cantonese for "ACME"?

Comments

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

Imagine it! An entire generation of Chinese with prosthetic right feet.