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From our "Christ, what an asshole" desk here's the promo copy for 24K Entertainment, who are inexplicably arriving here in Costa Mesa.

This is what a club DJ sounds like when he gets big, big dreams. He sounds like J&H Productions:
Today, 24K emphasizes an energetic, upscale, social nightlife environment for people who enjoy lavish extravagance. With its marketing debut as a nightlife promotion, 24k offers décor and ambience touched with golden accents, elite dancers and a socially exclusive environment. The 24k nightclub is currently in negotiations to expand its nightlife marketing promotion into major metropolitan cities domestically and internationally in select established venues. This expansion will lead into the premiere of branded 24K product lines including bottled water, energy drink, liquor, monthly magazine, calendars TV & radio productions and a 24K sportswear line for men & women.
AND IN THE STADIUMS AND COLISEUMS PERTAINING TO THE LABEL INDUSTRY AND MAJOR PERFORMING ARTISTS SUCH AS

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Date: 2007-03-04 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com
So many words so easily distilled into one.

Herpes.

Or five!

Herpes, herpes, herpes herpes herpes.

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Date: 2007-03-04 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamyshade.livejournal.com
there's a market opening for bottled water with golden accents, you know. little shiny 24k flakes floating around. you just don't get that in municipal water.

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Date: 2007-03-04 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dandydand.livejournal.com
Would you like fries with that? =D

notonlyeyeteehreadsallthetags

Date: 2007-03-04 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcpino.livejournal.com
What, no 24K vomitoriums?

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Date: 2007-03-04 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alienhand.livejournal.com
"a socially exclusive environment"

You can count me excluded..

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Date: 2007-03-04 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com
IM IN UR FRENZ LIST, CHNGNG YR TAGZ

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Date: 2007-03-04 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanmojo.livejournal.com
Holy crap! Bro-Dude-Skull-Farming! How soon before they unveil Teh_White_Manz Gnu_Mess-eye-ah on one of their club nights? Can their guy do a Madame Blavatsky routine a purport prescious gems from his mouth or speak with the ASCENDED Masters of Atlantis??

mojo sends

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Date: 2007-03-04 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klikitak.livejournal.com
I really must start a campaign to keep mortage BROkers out of Costa Mesa. This isn't helping.



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Date: 2007-03-04 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threepunchstuff.livejournal.com
Campaign? That calls for a downright pogrom.

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