I'm starting to really enjoy spam.

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Subject: The new year is coming, but where is your lover?

With you, I own the whole world; without you, I have nothing! That's the exact word I want to tell my future lover. I'm still one of the millions of thousands of lonely military singles!!! I strongly believe that God can bring you to my side.

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Looking for an "organ" donor...

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Oops. That wasn't spam. That was a legitimate email I sent to you from.... errr... a friend's email. Yeah. Anyway, it was supposed to read "the new year is coming, but where is your liver?" Sorry about that typo.

With you, I own the whole world; without you, I have nothing! That's the exact word I want to tell my future liver. I'm still one of the millions of thousands of lonely military singles!!! I strongly believe that God can bring you to my side.