The Masque of the Red Death, 2006

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If you type "Chronic Cantina" into Google and hit "I"m feeling lucky" you get a man-boy: http://www.myspace.com/newportbeach

This man-boy likes PUNK!! music, and he likes Governor Arnold, and he likes executions, a lot. Let 'em fry! He owns a drug abuse theme restaurant.

The man-boy wants to start a war with China. He loves our President and says that Michael Moore should not criticize the man. The man-boy would like to meet open-minded girls.

The man-boy says: "If you are a fun person and like to have respectful fun no matter what the circumstances we will get along great. "

The man-boy owns a business selling stripper poles. The man-boy is an attorney and a real estate investor. Often the man-boy is surrounded by sad skinny bikini girls and grinning ape-boys on boats, on beaches, in bars, in nightclubs.

The man-boy was born Keith Scheinberg and calls himself MAXIMILLIAN on myspace. But I have a secret to tell you; I know his real name. His real name is Marie Antoinette.

Comments

[lele.livejournal.com]

oh god, i am laughing so hard right now at his blog posts and the following comments. there are a bunch of bimbos who write things like "AMEN!" heh, and then every once in awile someone with half a brain will write, "ya'll are idiots" -- hilarious. one of these same bimbo girls is friends with a guy that i met recently, and she left probably 3 or 4 comments on his page that say, "you're an angle" and "i think you're the oc angle" and "look, he has the face of an angle." whenever i'm feeling low, all i have to do is look at that page and think about his face being an angle. hehe.

[pilarcruz.livejournal.com]

One time I got a cat from a little boy, right around Xmas time. Since it was Xmas time, he wanted me to name the white cat "Angle." I think it's okay for 7 year olds to spell angel incorrectly, but not grown women.

haha! I didn't see that

[substitute.livejournal.com]

TOUCHED BY AN ANGLE! (inappropriately)

Re: haha! I didn't see that

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

"Show me on the doll where the angle touched you."