HELLO NEWPORT BEACH. ARE YOU ALL READY TO ROCK TONIGHT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[substitute]

Eddie Money is playing at our shopping mall tonight..

Your chance to hear "Two Tickets to Paradise" in the Bloomingdale's Courtyard at Fashion Island. Other things you can do tonight include stabbing yourself in the face and head, drinking a glass of warm vinegar, and looking at photos of skin diseases.

It's Wednesday night in Orange County. What are you all waiting for? THE NIGHT IS CALLING YOU

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[lele.livejournal.com]

i was there! heh. but i didn't mean to be. was shopping and asked the shopgirl, "who's that?" she said, "i think it's easy money?" i said, "eddie money? he's not looking so good." though everyone in the store sang BE MY LITTLE BABY.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Ha! And that's the song lyric he ripped off from the Ronnie Spector song!