Nail the license key to the mast

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From a tattered diary page found floating on the mucilaginous ooze of the Salton Sea, June 28 2006:

Day 3 of the Windows XP install. Aft #3 torpedo tube is flooded. Captain refusing to leave his quarters. Lt. Zip has not returned from installing the Com+ Deep Fryer and Full-Service Hapax Legomenon (Disabled) (Automatic) (Brazilian). I know that I shall never see my true love or my dear parents again. A watery grave awaits.

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mucilage fills my psyche

[taskboy3000.livejournal.com]

You and your fancy-pants words! I had to go ALL THE WAY OVER to an internet dictionary to look up "mucilaginous" and now I will have to use this new word and it's root all the time.

At this rate, my brain will be filled with so many new words that I won't be able to remember the dialog from every Monty Python show.

Damn you, sir!

Re: mucilage fills my psyche

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Now that's ass-er-taining!