IT'S LIKE A SUNDAE BUT IT'S MADE OF MEAT
Apr. 13th, 2006 02:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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The sundae is compiled of cubes of grilled steak, layered with cheesy mashed potatoes and warm barbecue sauce. And just for giggles, a surprise sprinkling of Pop Rocks will be sure to please. Need more convincing? Let Dawn Thurmau convince you via mp3 below:“Then on the top you put your chunks of steak with another little dollop of mashed potatoes and then a cherry tomato on the very top with some green onions. So it looks just like a chocolate sundae, but tastes like an open-face roast beef sandwich,”
“It adds the color and then, of course, the sensation on your tongue. And the fun thing about pop rocks is they don’t have such a strong flavor so you really don’t notice that there’s candy in it,” Thurnau said.
Thanks, Missouri Beef Industry Council! I'm gonna stuff my face with beef, mashed potatoes, and Pop Rocks right now!
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Date: 2006-04-13 09:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-04-13 10:08 pm (UTC)Beef...
Date: 2006-04-13 10:10 pm (UTC)mojo send
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Date: 2006-04-13 10:13 pm (UTC)Scene: Applebee's in Branson, MO
Date: 2006-04-13 10:18 pm (UTC)Husband: Yes, thank you. My wife will have the peach cobbler, and...mmm, let's see...I'll have the hot fudge sundae.
W: Great! I'll be right back (exit)
H: Wasn't that Andy Williams wonderful?
Wife: I tell you, Phil, he's still got it!
Waitress returns with dessert
Wife: (tasting) Mmmm, this cobbler is just like Aunt Becky's!
Husband: And this sundae looks terrific! Look at those layers! And I'm sure it tastes as good as... (takes a heaping spoonful) (Spit take!) IT'S MEAT!!!
WAitress: April Fool, Sir!
Husband and wife laugh in unison with waitress.
Fade to Black
V.O.: Beef - it's what's for dessert.
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Date: 2006-04-13 10:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-04-13 10:33 pm (UTC)yes, please... oh, yes...
as long as it's not cold... no; wait... even cold it might be good; with a teriyaki sauce?
oh, yeah.
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Date: 2006-04-13 10:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-04-14 12:25 am (UTC)no.
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Date: 2006-04-14 02:44 am (UTC)