I'm glad no one does the Friday Five any more

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1. Hey everybody! If you have, indeed, never been mellow, soft rock is now back! This is totally awesome news in that I had yet to find a use for my 100 rounds of Federal Hydra-Shok .40 hollowpoint ammunition.
   
   
2. Hey everybody! There really weren't any ninjas. Sorry. Big old fake.
   
   
3. ROBOT GUINEA PIG? ROBOT GUINEA PIG!
   
   
4. I hope none of you local kids are pals with Logan here, since the Register reports he got taken in last night with 2 pounds of weed and a kilo of shrooms.
   
   
5. And this just in from wearescott: it's the ultimate AMERICA FUCK YEAH BURGER!

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That robot is the exact opposite of a real Guinea pig in every way imaginable.