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The government says: 1) Run like hell

The rest of the instructions are at this helpful USDA guide to surviving a swarm of relentlessly savage enraged stinging insects.

Thanks, 'Vark!

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Date: 2006-03-09 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] potatohead.livejournal.com
Good to know that I can withstand over 1100 bee stings.

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Date: 2006-03-09 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] compilerbitch.livejournal.com
I was thinking the same thing... I've been stung once, by exactly one bee, and *that* was bad enough.

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Date: 2006-03-09 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfjack.livejournal.com
After the 600th or so you start to lose count.

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Date: 2006-03-09 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foo2rama.livejournal.com
Bad Bees
Bad Bees
What you gonna do when they come for you
Bad Bees

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Date: 2006-03-09 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com
I like that step three is just step one again. It's so important they mentioned it twice!

I also like "If you see someone being attacked by bees, encourage them to run away."

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Date: 2006-03-09 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hweimei.livejournal.com
Encourage them Monty Python style [wav].

O-kaaaay....

Date: 2006-03-09 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nebris.livejournal.com
*just sits and stares at this*

~M~

...the Feds are soooo helpful..

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Date: 2006-03-09 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yoscott.livejournal.com
::shudder:: damn you and your bees!!!!!

DUH....

Date: 2006-03-09 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inobetter.livejournal.com
Just break out the NINJA style - gets em every time

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Date: 2006-03-09 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] satoribee.livejournal.com
I have been worried about the killer bees since I was 10.
I used to think that the song Dream Weaver sounded like a bunch of killer bees coming to get me.

So glad to see I just had an overactive imagination.

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