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WHAT TO DO WHEN THE BEES COME FOR YOU
Mar
.
8th
,
2006
04:51 pm
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The government says: 1) Run like hell
The rest of the instructions are at this
helpful USDA guide
to surviving a swarm of relentlessly savage enraged stinging insects.
Thanks,
'Vark!
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(no subject)
Date:
2006-03-09 12:57 am (UTC)
From:
potatohead.livejournal.com
Good to know that I can withstand over 1100 bee stings.
(no subject)
Date:
2006-03-09 11:57 am (UTC)
From:
compilerbitch.livejournal.com
I was thinking the same thing... I've been stung once, by exactly one bee, and *that* was bad enough.
(no subject)
Date:
2006-03-09 04:24 pm (UTC)
From:
halfjack.livejournal.com
After the 600th or so you start to lose count.
(no subject)
Date:
2006-03-09 01:10 am (UTC)
From:
foo2rama.livejournal.com
Bad Bees
Bad Bees
What you gonna do when they come for you
Bad Bees
(no subject)
Date:
2006-03-09 01:27 am (UTC)
From:
eyeteeth.livejournal.com
I like that step three is just step one again. It's so important they mentioned it twice!
I also like "If you see someone being attacked by bees, encourage them to run away."
(no subject)
Date:
2006-03-09 02:21 am (UTC)
From:
hweimei.livejournal.com
Encourage them Monty Python style [
wav
].
O-kaaaay....
Date:
2006-03-09 02:06 am (UTC)
From:
nebris.livejournal.com
*just sits and stares at this*
~M~
...the Feds are soooo helpful..
(no subject)
Date:
2006-03-09 04:03 am (UTC)
From:
yoscott.livejournal.com
::shudder:: damn you and your bees!!!!!
DUH....
Date:
2006-03-09 04:23 am (UTC)
From:
inobetter.livejournal.com
Just break out the NINJA style - gets em every time
(no subject)
Date:
2006-03-09 08:18 pm (UTC)
From:
satoribee.livejournal.com
I have been worried about the killer bees since I was 10.
I used to think that the song Dream Weaver sounded like a bunch of killer bees coming to get me.
So glad to see I just had an overactive imagination.
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Date: 2006-03-09 12:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:10 am (UTC)Bad Bees
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:27 am (UTC)I also like "If you see someone being attacked by bees, encourage them to run away."
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Date: 2006-03-09 02:06 am (UTC)~M~
...the Feds are soooo helpful..
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Date: 2006-03-09 04:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-09 08:18 pm (UTC)I used to think that the song Dream Weaver sounded like a bunch of killer bees coming to get me.
So glad to see I just had an overactive imagination.