AND NOW, THE ROCK NEWS

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This just in via email from the Coachella people:

MADONNA JUST ADDED TO COACHELLA!

Madonna will be performing Sunday in the Sahara dance tent.

Wow. Look at them fly, fly, fly over that shark.

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Admitted!

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True. But Madonna was never independent, ever, ever, ever. She's been top 40 since 1984. She's literally been uncool for longer than most of this festival's guests have been alive.