Hoist by his own retard
Feb. 20th, 2006 12:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
substituteI was being tailgated by a Hummer H2 today, which wasn't a surprise around here. I looked in the rear vision mirror and, as I often too, thought it was a school bus due to the size, row of lights on top, and bright yellow color. A lot of the Hummers are Tonka/Lifeguard Yellow. The guy eventually zoomed around me in true H2 asshole style and then it hit me and the giggles started.
That guy just paid $60,000 to drive his own fucking short bus.
That guy just paid $60,000 to drive his own fucking short bus.
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Date: 2006-02-20 08:32 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-20 09:06 am (UTC)Play on one of my favorite phrases ever in best possible way = WINNAR OF ALL TIMEZ
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Date: 2006-02-20 09:08 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-20 09:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-20 12:12 pm (UTC)It's too tough to let get scratched
Date: 2006-02-20 02:42 pm (UTC)Re: It's too tough to let get scratched
Date: 2006-02-20 03:26 pm (UTC)On second thought those gold plated rockets are too expensive to waste on mortals.
I Brake for Jesus
Date: 2006-02-20 08:38 pm (UTC)Re: It's too tough to let get scratched
Date: 2006-02-20 04:30 pm (UTC)Re: It's too tough to let get scratched
Date: 2006-02-20 08:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-20 03:17 pm (UTC)As traffic backed up behind him.
And the horns got going.
And passersby stared, pointed, and laughed.
And as his carefully-made-up companion tried to maintain her composure, not make eye contact with anybody, and disappear into her seat in mortification.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Played yourself, fool!"
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Date: 2006-02-20 04:12 pm (UTC)I can't wait until another short bus driving ass-wipe pulls into my parking spot so that I can roll my window down and holla: "NICE SHORTBUS DUDE"!
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Date: 2006-02-20 04:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-20 04:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-21 07:10 am (UTC)well done.
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Date: 2006-02-20 04:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-20 05:13 pm (UTC)Maybe for an extra thousand $ you can get a decal on the hood that says "I'm with Stupid" with the arrow pointing at the driver's seat.
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Date: 2006-02-20 06:21 pm (UTC)T SUBSTITUTE I CAN'T GET THE HANDI-DART OUT OF MY EYE HJALPPPPP
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Date: 2006-02-20 07:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-20 08:32 pm (UTC)please come with me to slap these (http://www.cafepress.com/stupidhummer.19751942) onto the cars in the landmark parking lot on a thursday night.
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Date: 2006-02-20 09:15 pm (UTC)sure, they use lots of gas, but you don't have to pay for it. they're large, but nowhere near the size of even a bread truck.
so what's the beef?
Hummador
Date: 2006-02-21 02:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-20 11:06 pm (UTC)worse
Date: 2006-02-21 12:47 am (UTC)Re: worse
Date: 2006-02-21 01:46 am (UTC)This kind of thing is why you must carry a digital camera! Also a firearm!
Re: worse
Date: 2006-02-22 03:12 am (UTC)(hi, i added you btw. hope you don't mind!)