OC Craigslist W4M post du jour

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I don't know where to start with this one, really. You guys go ahead.

wanted: Christian Surgeon - 37
Reply to: pers-128627397@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-26, 7:25AM PST

I want to meet a surgeon, preferably plastic surgeon in the NewPort beach area. Make me perfect so you will be proud. I love to go to the movies, dinning out, DVDs in, rainy nights, sunsets, dancing, my 2 wonderful kids (14 and 11), God, travel, sight seeing, shopping, horseback riding, SCUBA diving, skiing, going to the gym, relaxing at home, redecorating my humble apartment, good food, good wine and good movies. I enjoy the finer things in life.

Me: I am sweet, 5'8", blond (gold) and blue, family oriented, also like to be alone, romance, roses and candles, aromatherapy and music.
I currently work in billing for a large clinic.


* this is in or around OC
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Comments

[nebris.livejournal.com]

*reaches for the flogger*

~M~

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

She can skimp on the verbiage and shorten that to WILL TRADE SEX FOR COSMETIC SURGERY

[lele.livejournal.com]

ugh, i think i've seen this woman around at the bars. haha.

[hweimei.livejournal.com]

Waitaminnit—isn't she saying that GOD DIDN'T MAKE HER PERFECT?

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Please let this woman's kids be boys who won't inherit their mother's self-image. On second thought, no matter what they are they'll inherit her ideas about how men and women should interact.

She days "preferably plastic surgeon" but I like the idea that any kind of surgeon would do. Actually, the more I read it the more this sounds like the setup for a horror movie. "Any old surgeon...make me perfect!"

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to submit to Christian Surgery.