Oh and by the way I'm totally screwed

[substitute]

I'm posting too much today but I did want to mention to the universe that my lab results are back and I *am* indeed doomed: glucose 192, high cholesterol, high bp, sugar in the urine, etc.

So I have to lose vast amounts of weight and probably take a little pill that makes me feel funny. Or die.

A few numbers on a piece of paper have me scared shitless. Which is probably what I needed.

You know it makes sense, don't even think about it
Life and death are just things you do when you're bored
Say fear's a man's best friend
Say fear's a man's best friend
Say fear's a man's best friend
You add it up it brings you down
--John Cale

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[polycat.livejournal.com]

yo, i will tell you about my food bitch. she is like ancient and not near dead yet altho she wishes she were. her cholesterol is 240 AND SHE IS A VEGETARIAN. she ets like lettuce w/ mrs dash on it and tofu AND SHE IS 30 LBS HEAVIER THAN SHE WAS IN JANUARY. but she want me to tell you to watch out for the blood sugar thing. get it under control and then start looking into the natural shiznit. she made her father take chromium and billberry and his blood sugar dropped like 50 points. she want you to know that they now make sugar free hershey chocolate so all is not lost. i am a cat so i don't et chocolate.