POLICE WHACK GIANT SNOW PENIS

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I SAID, POLICE WHACK GIANT SNOW PENIS!!!!

Comments

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

what kind of weirdos are offended by that?

The Offended

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

"Now we're going to get snow penises popping up all over town,"


hahahahahaha!

[amorpoeta.livejournal.com]

I sure hope so!

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Why Christmas in SoCal will never measure up.

[rance.livejournal.com]

Such hideous houses the penis people live in.

[gynocide.livejournal.com]

Dude, you just made me spray the computer screen with coffee.

[gynocide.livejournal.com]

I'm stealing that.

Did you ever see this?

http://www.livejournal.com/community/lj_nifty/87082.html

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I got a swelled head for about 15 minutes! I think I realized later that I had posted something about a topical thing in the news.

[hoyvenmayven.livejournal.com]

Of course they would have to use the verb "whack" in this particular headline.

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

their repeated reminders of the pagan ties to the holidays seem to be a not-so-subtle "HINT HINT" in the face of the girl's blithe admission that it was all for laffs...

size matters

[kitchen-life.livejournal.com]

when i was 14, me and my punk friends made an enormous one, located at the entrance to our city. we had to use a ladder to do the finishing touches on the tip. but the cops only got after us when we started throwing snowballs at the by passing buses.

good times.

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Snow penis blowback...

that's what she said

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SNOW PENIS BLOWBACK!
SNOW PENIS BLOWBACK!
SNOW PENIS BLOWBACK!