"Black humor" is redundant

[substitute]

1. Courtney sells some of Kurt's songs to... wait for it... Oh don't worry. It's a good thing. edit:The paper is a tabloid, sometimes makes shit up. Story not yet found elsewhere. Great legend if it's fake, though!
   
   
2. Movies come to life as giant jellyfish attack Japan. Wearing tights can be an effective defense. Students have succeed in turning them into tofu.
   
   
3. Today's Woot deal is a really good bread machine for $75, shipped. Go now buy.
   
   
4. Tulane is hacking itself to pieces after Katrina. WSJ story here may require registration. Short version: They're axing 22 programs of study and firing 53 professors and a third of their medical school faculty. Bye bye university.
   
   
5. The data on Tylenol just gets worse and worse. Now it seems that you can poison yourself with 20 pills a day. I bet a lot of neurotic people do that much Tylenol.

Comments

[do-not-lick.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about getting that bread machine but I am really not a good cook by any measure and I would worry that it would be too hard for me to work.

Do you have one of those things? Do you think it useable by somebody with no actual cooking talent, but an ability to read and follow directions?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It's incredibly easy. You dump the ingredients into the thing in a particular order and hit a button. If you want to get fancier you can, but it's not required.

[do-not-lick.livejournal.com]

OK I got one.

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

Absolutely, yes. I have that exact model and it does not require any cooking ability at all. You literally dump the ingredients in and press a button.

The only thing that matters is the order in which you dump them (so you don't let the yeast get wet). That's it. Wonderful bread with zero effort.