I want my hippo NOW

[substitute]

So, marm0t discovered this talking grill thermometer and we were discussing what phrases to insert in it when it's hacked. Top suggestions so far have been:

• PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I LOVE YOU
  
• LAST TIME I GOT THIS HOT I WAS IN YOUR BUTT
  
• BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY DETECTED HONK
  
• OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
  
• I'M MELTING, MELTING, WHAT A WORLD
  

Any others? :)

Comments

[stimps.livejournal.com]

- THAT AIN'T NO PORK CHOP! IT'S MONKEY MEAT! MONKEY MEAAAAAAAAAT!

- WANT SOME CANDY, LITTLE BOY?

-KICK THE CHEF

[singing] LA DONNA E MOBILE, QUAL PIUM AL VENTO, MUTA ACCENTO, E DI PENSIEROOOOOO

Ok, maybe that last one only amuses me. But come on, a steak singing Rigoletto is at least unique. =)

[substitute.livejournal.com]

we also thought "ROSEBUD..." would be good, and YOU WILL NEED TO DO 4,839 PUSHUPS TO WORK OFF THIS BRISKET. DING.

I like the operatic idea a lot. Carmina Burana would work well also.

Yeah!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

"Rosebud" would be great! =D Maybe one singing the Armour Hot Dog song for the weenies or something, too. =)

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the O Fortuna part!