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So, [livejournal.com profile] marm0t discovered this talking grill thermometer and we were discussing what phrases to insert in it when it's hacked. Top suggestions so far have been:
  • PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I LOVE YOU
  • LAST TIME I GOT THIS HOT I WAS IN YOUR BUTT
  • BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY DETECTED HONK
  • OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
  • I'M MELTING, MELTING, WHAT A WORLD

Any others? :)

There's also...

Date: 2003-05-25 02:27 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2003-05-25 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
- THAT AIN'T NO PORK CHOP! IT'S MONKEY MEAT! MONKEY MEAAAAAAAAAT!

- WANT SOME CANDY, LITTLE BOY?

-KICK THE CHEF

[singing] LA DONNA E MOBILE, QUAL PIUM AL VENTO, MUTA ACCENTO, E DI PENSIEROOOOOO

Ok, maybe that last one only amuses me. But come on, a steak singing Rigoletto is at least unique. =)

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Date: 2003-05-25 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
we also thought "ROSEBUD..." would be good, and YOU WILL NEED TO DO 4,839 PUSHUPS TO WORK OFF THIS BRISKET. DING.

I like the operatic idea a lot. Carmina Burana would work well also.

Yeah!

Date: 2003-05-25 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
"Rosebud" would be great! =D Maybe one singing the Armour Hot Dog song for the weenies or something, too. =)

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Date: 2003-05-25 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com
THAT'S NOT PIG...THAT'S HUMAN MEAT! POLICE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED WITH GPS COORDINATES.

HOW NOW BURNT COW.

BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP (the "Code Key" button on the old Radio Shack space walkie-talkies)

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Date: 2003-05-25 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuliphead.livejournal.com
[singing] I'D LIKE TO SUP WITH MY BABY TONIGHT, BUT IT'S TOO DARN HOT

WHERE'S THE BEEF

[with parappa music] COOK, COOK THE PATTIES

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Date: 2003-05-25 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com
HOT BARBECUE

CRACK CRACK CRACK THE EGGS INTO THE BOWL!

Date: 2003-05-25 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
Man, what a great game. =D I love it! Also your new icon, Ms. T for Toast! Chomp!

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Date: 2003-05-25 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frobisher.livejournal.com
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

KILL YOU! KILL YOU ALL! DIE! DIE! MAKE YOU SUFFER...

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Date: 2003-05-26 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com
Yeah, the O Fortuna part!

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Date: 2003-05-26 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marm0t.livejournal.com
Ooh, Soylent Green is good.

How about just a BLOODCURDLING HUMAN SCREAM at the temperature of done-ness? :-)

or even

Date: 2003-05-27 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com
KLATUU VERADA NICTU!

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