This Holiday Season, Why Not Feed Lead Paint to Toddlers?

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1. Josef Hoflehner takes hauntingly beautiful photos of Iceland.
   
   
2. For designers, a hilarious wall of shame: the B3ta Phallic Logo Awards!
   
   
3. Waiterrants documents one server's seduction of an entire table.
   
   
4. Courtesy we make money not art, I find out that Fritz Lang's classic murder thriller "M" is available for download free in its entirety from the Internet Archive.
   
   
5. Yo momma so fat, they need a longer needle to stick her in the ass. The interesting part, actually, is the criticism of the numbers at the end. I'm glad someone actually looks at things like that.
   
   
6. My two favorite Christmas songs are "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" by Tom Waits as sung by Neko Case, and "Brick" by Ben Folds. YES, I AM STILL A CHARACTER ON GRINCHCITY.

Comments

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

The "Mystery Science Theater 3000" episode featuring the movie Santa Claus Conquers the Martians also features a new Christmas standard composed by Crow: "Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas." It features such lines as "It's my way or the highway this Christmas at my bar/I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car." That's a song I wouldn't mind hearing on the radio for five weeks straight. That and "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" and the Kinks' "Father Christmas," and it'd be all good. Oh, and maybe Run-DMC, for the line "Oh mah Gawd, a ill reindeer!" Everyone else can go screw.

Ho-ho-ho...

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Father Christmas = All Time Fave!

Pansy Division classic

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Homo Christmas

You'll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
Who's horny and queer
To make the most out of Christmas cheer
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play
Your family
Won't give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts