Ain't buyin' nothin'.

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I am fixing to write a spamassassin rule that shitcans everything with "Holiday" in the subject line. Everyone I ever bought anything from or thought about buying anything from suddenly has Holiday Gift Ideas, Holiday Newsletters, Free Shipping for the Holidays, Foolproof Holiday Activities, and is, in fact, Your Headquarters for the Holidays.

We're nearing the permanent Christmas of Brazil. If anyone needs me, I'll be driving around the neighborhood deflating these gigantic blow-up turkeys on people's lawns with a screwdriver on the end of a shovel.

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OH MY GOD I LOVE LIVING IN ORANGE COUNTY

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I can't wait until the giant homeless man-thing becomes the Snowman of Balboa Island on Christmas, at that one house near-ish the ferry. That's my favorite.

Meanwhile, cue the rolling blackouts, courtesy of TBN and the sparkliest HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS message in the world!!!!!111!!`1!~!one!!1`1!!

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch!