Ain't buyin' nothin'.

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I am fixing to write a spamassassin rule that shitcans everything with "Holiday" in the subject line. Everyone I ever bought anything from or thought about buying anything from suddenly has Holiday Gift Ideas, Holiday Newsletters, Free Shipping for the Holidays, Foolproof Holiday Activities, and is, in fact, Your Headquarters for the Holidays.

We're nearing the permanent Christmas of Brazil. If anyone needs me, I'll be driving around the neighborhood deflating these gigantic blow-up turkeys on people's lawns with a screwdriver on the end of a shovel.

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[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

Gee and I will be here for the Thanksgiving Day extravaganza. Just the two of us, three if you insist on counting the unborn, and room service. Copious and expensive room service.

It's about the only way I can cope anymore. Just the sight of giant inflatable turkeys would probably induce an aneurysm in me. I don't know how I'm going to get through the Wmas season this year.

(No. I have not done my SantaClaus™ shopping yet.)