teen maenad mall rampage flashback

[substitute]

In 1997 I had a very close call. I was living in Kansas City at the time. I went to the mall to get something you get at malls like underwear or light bulbs, and when I came out of a store I noticed lots of security guys and roadies, and something being set up that looked like a big stage. I asked what was going on and they said that current teen sensation "Hanson" was playing. I fled, and noticed as I peeled out of the parking lot that there was a mass of > 1000 teenagers being held in a sort of feeding pen in one corner of the parking lot about to be loosed into the mall. It would have been as bad as this disaster, I bet. I would have been turned into Chick Fil-A in moments.

Comments

The Horror

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Being in a girl frenzy probably sounds like more fun than it actually is.

Re: The Horror

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was thinking that some guys would be "oh wow cool assaulted by teen girls" and then they'd realize that this was a very unsexy way to death.

[djfntstque.livejournal.com]

I saw Samuel L. Jackson at the mall once, and nobody noticed.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I used to see him at Roscoe's all the time in Hollywood. I always wondered how those amazingly skinny black celebs ate all that chicken & waffles and didn't balloon. I'm suspecting a combination of bulimia and severe eight-hour personal training sessions.

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

This could have been you!

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

Chick Fil-A made it to the west coast? since when?
i always remove the pickles, while secretly reishing their leftover taste on the bun. and waffle fries! and waffle house!

i want to move back to atlanta for a couplea weeks.