Electuary of Jallap... is a good Phlegmagogue.

[substitute]

1. The launch command password is "admin". I'll write it down for you on this Post-It™. (thanks to trinnit for this one)
   
   
2. GOAT ON TRAMPOLINE!
   
   
3. Further madness from SEMA: tires that make colored and scented smoke.
   
   
4. "Thanks" to eyeteeth for sending me the link to this fabulous book about child rearing. So to speak. The cover is so creepy that I want to leave the planet and not come back.
   
   
5. I have no idea wtf is going on in this site, but it's flash animation and it makes coffee fly through my nose: 86 The Onions is a very strange diner. Thanks, Aardvark!
   
   
6. I now want to buy a small cow.
   
   
7. Drunks who ask for tattoos in foreign languages often get humorously bad ones. Apparently it's even worse if you're a dumbass white supremacist.
   
   
8. Exclusive first photos of the H5N1 bird flu virus from a Norwegian paper! It looks like an evil Mickey Mouse to me:
   
   
   
   
9. I wouldn't have thought a digital sun dial was possible.

Comments

Wow.

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

Ok, the cover of the spaking book is creepy, but did you read the open letter to Roy Lessin (the author) from Beth Fenimore in the review section? That makes me want to leave the friggin' solar system and not come back.

Re: Wow.

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

not just the first review - ALL of the reviews. at least the first 10 or so start off, "I'm a conservative Christian ... but this book makes me want to scrape my eyes out with a fork." now THAT's fucked up.

Re: Wow.

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

It's so awful that it makes me think that Nichi wasn't
hard enough on Christianity as an institution. And that's saying something, since he seemed to spend over a decade trying to think of worse and worse things to say about it.

[gutbloom.livejournal.com]

My uncle raised dexter cows. I've been obsessed with them ever since.