Electuary of Jallap... is a good Phlegmagogue.

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1. The launch command password is "admin". I'll write it down for you on this Post-It™. (thanks to trinnit for this one)
   
   
2. GOAT ON TRAMPOLINE!
   
   
3. Further madness from SEMA: tires that make colored and scented smoke.
   
   
4. "Thanks" to eyeteeth for sending me the link to this fabulous book about child rearing. So to speak. The cover is so creepy that I want to leave the planet and not come back.
   
   
5. I have no idea wtf is going on in this site, but it's flash animation and it makes coffee fly through my nose: 86 The Onions is a very strange diner. Thanks, Aardvark!
   
   
6. I now want to buy a small cow.
   
   
7. Drunks who ask for tattoos in foreign languages often get humorously bad ones. Apparently it's even worse if you're a dumbass white supremacist.
   
   
8. Exclusive first photos of the H5N1 bird flu virus from a Norwegian paper! It looks like an evil Mickey Mouse to me:
   
   
   
   
9. I wouldn't have thought a digital sun dial was possible.