Elvis Mitchell cannot write and must be burned

[substitute]

In his frothing and incomprehensible review of the Matrix, he utters this immortal sentence:

[Agent Jones is] again played by the capable Hugo Weaving, who brings an exultant beatitude to laminated malignancy.

Where do you go these days to get your malignancy laminated? Sheesh.

Comments

PEDANT GONG

[stimps.livejournal.com]

THE AMERICAN JUDGES ARE GIVING IT A 5, BUT THE RUSSIANS IN A STRANGE DISPLAY OF HAPPINESS ARE GIVING IT A 9.5

Re: PEDANT GONG

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just trying to make sure I'm not missing one of those new things You Kids Today(tm) are doing, but GO RUSSIA! :-)