Elvis Mitchell cannot write and must be burned

[substitute]

In his frothing and incomprehensible review of the Matrix, he utters this immortal sentence:

[Agent Jones is] again played by the capable Hugo Weaving, who brings an exultant beatitude to laminated malignancy.

Where do you go these days to get your malignancy laminated? Sheesh.

Comments

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

You mean we have something here in New York that you don't have in California???

And, incidentally, you do mean Matrix Reloaded, right? Or is the new meme to just call anything that looks like that the Matrix? :-)

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I deeply, sincerely apologize for referring to The Matrix Reloaded as The Matrix.

PEDANT GONG

[stimps.livejournal.com]

THE AMERICAN JUDGES ARE GIVING IT A 5, BUT THE RUSSIANS IN A STRANGE DISPLAY OF HAPPINESS ARE GIVING IT A 9.5

Re: PEDANT GONG

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just trying to make sure I'm not missing one of those new things You Kids Today(tm) are doing, but GO RUSSIA! :-)